I hold my baby a lot because some day my heartbeat won’t be his source of comfort.
Some day he’s going to crawl away from me.
Some day he’s going to walk away from me.
Some day he won’t want to kiss me or hold my hand in public.
Some day he’ll stop sleeping next to me.
Some day he will grow up.
But not today. Today I will hold him in my arms and kiss him on his head.
The good vibe
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday yo
And now I’m like “woah it’s 10:30, we better get to bed”
If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.
Wow this gif is soda pressing.